If we're only talking ROAS,
we're not talking scale.
Every business is different, and most people can't tell you how Meta actually fits yours. We've taken accounts from $200K a month to $2M in spend. At that level two things hold you back: the creative, and a media buyer who actually knows how your business makes money. Most agencies sell you one or the other.
30 minutes, no deck, and you keep the audit. You'll leave with a read on your Meta account and the angles it's missing.
monthly Meta spend we have scaled accounts through
ad rejection rate in the categories Meta tries to ban
If you're paying someone to run your ads, one of these probably sounds familiar.
You don't know what the retainer bought
A few thousand a month, a dashboard that looks busy, and no straight answer when you ask what you actually learned last quarter. You're not being paranoid. It's the most common thing founders tell us.
ROAS looks fine but the account won't scale
If prospecting and retargeting sit inside the same number, that number can't tell you much. Retargeting will always look good, those are people who already knew you. Until the audiences are actually defined and split out, you can't see what a new customer costs, and pushing spend just buys more of the people you already had.
Your category gets policed harder than most
Supplements, skincare, anything with a health claim attached to it. The rejections are the visible part. The real cost is a team that slowly writes around the rules until the copy is so careful it stops selling. There is a way to stay inside policy and still say something.
We don't ship random creative. We ship a system.
Five stages that compound on each other. Every winner sharpens the system, every loser updates it. This is why our hit rate climbs over time instead of flatlining.
Your active Meta + every competitor's. Scored across 19 formats, 50+ personas.
Tag every ad. The combinations no one's testing surface as the gaps.
Briefs written on the gaps. AI drafts, humans QC every ad before it ships.
Live in about two weeks. We grade what to scale, test, or kill.
Find the gaps no one's testing.
We classify every ad in your active Meta library and your competitors', against 19 formats, 50+ personas, 16 angles, and 13 emotions. The output is exactly where you're under-indexing, ranked by opportunity size, across thousands of ads refreshed continuously.
Pick the winning combinations.
Strategists see your library mapped on a four-quadrant chart: scaled winners, missed opportunities, kill list, still-testing. The top 3 persona × angle × emotion × format combinations to test next come straight out of that map.
Strategists write the briefs.
A senior strategist writes every brief off the gap analysis, with your brand bible and spec cards as inputs. A panel of 8 copywriting agents critiques each draft and proposes sharper versions, until the brief scores 90+/100. The strategist owns the final word.
AI + humans on every ad.
Approved brief → image generation, with brand spec card, visual style card, and product hero passed in as reference. Every output goes through a human editor. No ad ships without a person reviewing it.
Ad results feed the next round.
Once live, we grade every ad on Thumbstop, CTR, ROAS, and drop-off. Winners get scaled. Underperformers get a single-variable rewrite (swap persona, angle, emotion, or format). Those results return to Analyze, so the next test starts already smarter than the last.
13,000+ ads shipped, this quarter alone.
Across DTC brands in supplements, apparel, beverage, beauty, and software. Click through if you want the receipts.
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How does your creative stack up?
Type your brand. We pull every ad in your active Meta library, classify each across format, persona, angle, and emotion, and score your creative diversity against Andromeda benchmarks.
- 68%
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- 16%
What founders say.
Four packages. Pick yours.
Slide to your ad spend so we can recommend the right package and tell you what's actually getting served. Then add anything you need on top.
Bolt anything else on.
What you're probably wondering.
Packages run from $6,000 to $20,000 a month depending on how many concepts you need. Media management is separate: 7% of spend, or $2,000 a month flat if you're spending under $30K. We'll give you a real number on the call once we know your volume.
Bring your ad account. We'll review it together.
30 minutes. You'll leave with tangible things you can fix. No pitch deck.
- Meta ad account review: is it set up to favor you and play well with Meta?
- Live gap analysis on your ads: which angles you're running, and which you're missing.
- What we would do for you, whether or not you ever work with us.
